torstaina, elokuuta 02, 2007

Both fishes are on the hook!

Ah, she answered with two long emails. They contained the usual stuff, but this time better written than the usual shit.
Hello!!! It was very nice to receive a message from you!
it is my first time I try to correspondence with man in internet world. I do hope you will be enough patient to understand my writing.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I don`t have
big secrets. The thing is that I will work abroad for three months or so and I would
like to meet a nice man to be my guideor just be good friend to spend time with.I think that it is
hard enough to live in foreign town without friends and also I have never been abroad. I am from so small
town here in Russia,I am afraid to be lost.
I want to see real life and it is impossible to see without person who knows all sides of the life. It doesn`t matter what age is
he or what is his eyes color, I just want to know that he is kind and open-hearted inside.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,it is hardly possible to explain it by the first time but I want you to
know my plans.
In Russia many young girls also want to start a new life abroad, so
many of them used a special program "Work and travel" for young people who wants to
work abroad.I also decided to do so and to use it. This program just helps to
register documents and gives suitable work in any state(town)of USA, Canada or Europa (or other big
country) . I just need to choose.I already started to register documents and now I need to decide in which city I want to work.
I`m 25 years old and I`m not afraid of work (I will work as a Nail Technician (manicure master). I think it is the
right way for me, I am lost here, and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place.
I never been abroad so I decided to find a friend abroad and make his city to be my destination.
I want to repeat the same way,it is my only chance to change my life. I
am full of plans and different dreams.
I have light brown hair and grey eyes. I think I look very good, but
first of all I want to be beautiful inside. I do hope that you will be not disappointed to meet me in the real
life if we will meet. Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave my town in a few days or so (I can't tell you everything exactly right now) and I would like to
be sure that I have a man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I would like to find a
man to spend all free time together to get to know each other better. if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet
you too.
My be it sounds silly but I just don't want to be alone in the evenings,and I want to be sure
in advance that somebody waits for me! I think that my e-mail starts to be too long so I will tell you all
details about me and my life that you would like to know in next e-mails if you will like my
pictures and will want to meet me! I send my different photos. By the way, this is my personal e-mail adress, so pls write me here ok?
With best regards Olga (this is my name)!
That was the first one, and right after that came another! I don't know what this pattern is for, but it was a nice email too.
Hello, its me again!! I just wanted to tell you hi!!
I decided to send you more photos, I hope you will like it. One of me reading a detective book, russian author Dovlatov, it
was very interesting. And on another photos is me playing tennis. I`m not a good player but it helps me to keep feet. I usually play with
my younger sister. I think you are interested that I don`t have a boyfriend, because all
men here look on my appearance and I want somebody who will look inside me. I also want to see your different photos and hope to know you better!
I will write you long e-mail about everything later!

Kisses, Olga
The pictures show a woman playing tennis and - yes - reading a detective book! Hmm. If I didn't be so suspicious, this might be interesting! Tennis, working abroad, a nice girl... And detective books! Who can say no to that!
Well, I did my par too, so this went out to Olga.
Oh hi!
It's so nice that you had time to answer properly, what a happy casual encounteration!
I just returned from the Maledives, it was such a beautiful scenery to do some deep sea diving. You can't believe what kind of strange creatures there were! I also went to India for a few days, to work with orphaned children who are very sick. Now I think I will go to my castle in southern France, but just for the weekend because now the wines are on their best.
Do you like to drink wine? I think the best part is when you open the bottle, so it is still untouched and pure! Then I let it be in fresh mountain air for a hour, and drink it all in a few minutes! Ha ha ha!
You are not going to believe this, but I play tennis too! In my younger days (when I was 16) I was on the top 100 of Irish players. After that my family moved to Sweden to start their own private hospital, so now I have been here ever since. The climate, humidity to be exact, makes swedish grass fields more moust than in Ireland, so I couldn't play so well anymore. Sometimes it's just not about skills, but more about the equipment!
You look pretty too! I am handsome, and I have awesome muscles. I work out, to impress you ladies. But I don't have luck with women, because the girls here in Stockholm seem to be more interested in money than in me. Now and then I cry, alone here in my mansion.
But life will be better. I got a message from my agent that I might be available for a trip to Moscow in the near future. Do you live near it, or is Russia a big place?

See you then!
Paul H
I hope I get an answer soon. I see there's the normal email address changing going on again, and if I'd send something to the first address, they might already bounce. If I'm right, this happens in a few days again on this one. The answer didn't come back yet, but it might take some time. Yay, back in the spammy spam!

Also: Hajia Maiam wrote back to me. The normal Nigerian scam thing can be seen from a mile away, and this one is very eager to get my phone number. Maybe I'll buy a prepaid and put it in my Ngage. This answer was:
Hello Smile Hell

I recieved your mail. I will like you to send to me urgently your telephone number, so i can forward it to my son Mallam Mustapha who has more information about this this transaction. He will call you and fill you with more information you wish to no about this transaction.
I wiat you urgent reply to mail mail.

Regards Hajia Maiam.
Hmm. Not so interesting as the ones from Olga, huh?

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